I had a dream yesterday that I actually met the real, ‘human’ Larry! It was so awesome! No, there wasn’t any sex involved, (whomp-whomp) but it was still great! I wish I could dream stuff like this every night, but with sex involved haha!
It starts off as I was in LA and on a television show with Jim Carrey. I was being celebrated for winning some kind of contest and I was going to get a professional grade camera for my photoshoots and such. Jim and I were talking after the show was over and he had asked me what one dream I had that had not been fulfilled and that I would love to see happen in my lifetime. I told him that I wanted to meet the real, human Larry Sportello, but that I never felt it would happen. Jim sits there and thinks for a minute and says he will see what he can do.
Meanwhile, I am whisked away to some kind of after party with all these celebs and rich people congratulating me on winning the contest. I have no idea what the contest was, but who cares? I won something! Hehe. I am talking to some of these people and am asking security where I go to pick up my new camera. All of a sudden, this lady appears and says that Larry wants to meet me in his hotel room and to follow her. I get all excited and quietly follow her down this long and quiet/empty hall to a dark hotel room. There are a couple of people in the room and it is dark. I see a figure laying in the bed sleeping. I look at her and ask, “Is this some kind of joke? He’s asleep. I don’t think it would be a good idea if I wake him.” She nods reassuringly and motions for me to walk over to Larry. The guy wakes up and it is definitely NOT Larry. It is a guy who is dressed to look like him, but not very well. I stand there, stunned. Is this a prank? Why would someone want to take advantage of me and make fun of a lifelong dream? Everyone in the room starts laughing. I frown and tell them that while I’m all for a good prank and all, that this was outright cruel and I walk out of the room. I felt so awful and stupid. I head back to the after party.
Jim shows up and he asks me how my ‘meeting’ with Larry went and I proceed to tell him that I understand he is a comedian and all, but that he shouldn’t mess with people’s dreams and that I didn’t appreciate being mocked like that. He apologizes and tells me not to worry and that the real and true Larry is on his way. I give him a ‘yeah right’ look. He walks away to talk to some other guests and HH walks up to me and asks me if I’m ready to go. I tell him that I am waiting for my camera (which I still haven’t gotten at this point). He says ok and stands with me, waiting.
Suddenly we hear loud screams (the kind from excited fans, not those of terror and fear) and I look over in the direction of the screams and I see THE REAL LARRY walk in the door! He has his long curly locks, the sideburns, sunglasses, denim shirt and bell bottom corduroys on. I can’t fucking believe it! He hushes the crowd and he calls out to me. I still can’t say anything or move and HH points to me. Larry starts walking toward me and outstretches his arms for me to come to him. I slowly walk over to him and he pulls me in close for the best hug ever! Our foreheads and noses are touching and he is smiling at me and I am trying to find words to tell him. He quietly says, “I heard that you had a dream to meet me someday. I’ve heard quite a bit about you, great things, of course!” I manage to squeak out, “Yes! Finally, you are really here! I am in your arms! Now I can die happy!” He continues to hold me close and we continue to have our moment. He says, “I can’t stay long, but I wanted to help you fulfill your dream and make you happy.” I say, “I’m happy. I really am. I can’t believe you are really here!” We embrace for a moment longer, he is still smiling at me and then he is ushered away by security. I stand there in awe and shell shock. I can’t believe my dream had actually come true!
Next thing I know, the after party is over and HH had already left and so I was still waiting for my camera and to find a way back to the hotel where I was staying before heading back home. Security walk up to me and they say that Larry would like to see me one more time before we both leave. Before I know it, I am being whisked away to a quiet place in the hotel where Larry and I embrace eachother for a few more moments. Then I wake up. BEST…DREAM…EVER!
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